HE. ” can I buy you a drink? ”
SHE. ” Actually I’d rather have the money ”
HE: I’m a photographer i’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon .i’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! ! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I’ll be the rest of your life – in your wildest dreams.
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10 Comments
March 14th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
this is so funny.. :)) nice one. Like it…:)
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March 14th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Those were so funny. I couldn’t stop reading them and laughing at the same time.
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March 14th, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Oh my gosh… for goodness sake.. this shows how excellent we, women are when it comes to turning men down.. LOL..
Oh man, I was laughing all the way… until my stomach hurts so bad…
*thumbs up*, credit to this sharing and I am bookmarking it.. hahahha.. it sure comes in handy every now and then…
Okay, I am going to read it again now… *still laughing and close to tears*…
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March 14th, 2011 at 11:25 pm
After reading this, I don’t think I want to be the HE
I am glad that I was born as a SHE. I have the right to turn down men. LOL.
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March 14th, 2011 at 11:36 pm
nice post…i enjoyed reading it. very helpful to me.lol
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March 15th, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Astig! Very funny and clever
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March 15th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
hey sweetie! hahahahah…totally enjoyed reading this!
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March 16th, 2011 at 3:24 am
Nice one girl hehehe
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March 16th, 2011 at 9:03 pm
LOL! This is so funny it cracks me up!!!
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March 18th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
weehh..makalingaw, I wish i can say some of these lines to men haha.. pwede mangawat ani? ako i-status sa akong facebook?
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